Konichiwa Bitches
I am an almost 14-years-old narnian girl.
I belong to Ravenclaw, my wand, english oak, 18 inches and flexible.
I am a demigod, daughter of Hecate, cabin 20.
I am the rider of a dragon called Lief, and I have a sword, Etrenis.
I am also a Time Lady, a Semi-Elf, a Pirate, and Ninja.
A horse and a man, above, below, One has a plan, but both must go, Mile after mile, above, beneath, One has a smile and one has teeth, Though the man above might say hello, Expect no love from the Beast Below
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whatamievensaying:

annabellioncourt:

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

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heatherm00ch:

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

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the-female-condition:

chosimbaone:

Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.

hello

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poisonedproof:

Rock band Fall Out Boy refuses to join skeleton war, releases protest song titled “Immortals”

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fuzzy-purple-lights:

team-joebama:

i just watched this five times in a row

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

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khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

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no more; together we can end domestic violence & sexual assault

                            learn more about no more here

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burstintocolour:

xjuviaxgreyx1:

strangeandnorrell:

How this scene should have gone

If you don’t get it, say it out loud

HA

That took me 5 minutes…

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blowjobbysammy:

xweetox:

If you refuse to raise a male child in the future, you are the problem.

If you say “die cis scum” instead of making an effort for actual equality, you are the problem.

If you refuse to listen to a doctor, someone who has years of medical training, about your health situation because they are ‘fat shaming’ you, you are the problem.

If you choose to disrespect someone else due to the bullshit excuse of ‘privilege’, you are the problem.

This post gives me life

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cluedo:

I went to the thrift store today and

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guiltyhipster:

link6echo:

yeevil:

teamsciles:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

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Omg

It’s even worse when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers want to but can’t 

image

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memex121:

I want/need them all

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aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

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deercr0ssing:

In majority of New York State, like in Nassau, transgender people can still be legally discriminated against. In Suffolk County, where we have some protections, I could still be denied access to the bathroom, changing rooms, housing and even sent to a men’s prison where I’ll likely be raped. Andrew Cuomo needs to pass GENDA now, like he promised in 2010. We’ve waited far too long.

Many of my cis friends have messaged me since I’ve come out in support of me. But the biggest way you could support girls like us is to vote‬ the Republicans out this November 4th who refused to pass ‪GENDA‬, the ‪trans‬ equal rights bill. And please share this, it’s important!

I have friends experiencing discrimination right now that’s jeopardizing their mental health and safety. Fucked up shit has happened. Register to vote here and contact your representative!

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sunnylovely:

iswearimnotnaked:

i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god

I don´t understand why I laughed so hard.

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